10/02/2004 09:03:48 AM|||Nathan Moore|||

CBS's attempts to recreate the forged Guard documents with a typewriter has failed. Do they ever learn?

Next time on 60 Minutes - everyone tune in as a monkey is placed alone in a room with a typewriter for the entire hour. The cameras will watch as the primate proceeds to knock out a complete bound volume of Shakespeare's plays. Only on CBS.

Really, CBS News has nothing to lose at this point. Credibility is a fragile creature, now laying in pieces in the studios at CBS. But when Jon Stewart has more of it than you do, you're in trouble. There's one way to settle this whole muckamuck. Put Dan Rather's news broadcast head-to-head with The Daily Show. If Stewart gets better ratings, Dan must retire. We all win (hey, I'll be watching The Daily Show!).

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